❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Assassin
HI my names Adam (or Shorty) and I'm single (sounds too much like a rehab clinic already) and English! (Kent before you ask)
I'm 18 and really fed up with 6th form. If i could, I'd be in the airforce already!
Oh i post anything that i find amusing and occasionally have rants on here. This is my second tumblr, I stupidly deleted my last one >,<
Anyway, I'm not dyslexic, my brain just works too fast for my hands... or just clinically stupid im not too shore...<- intentional joke..
Lance bought me 30 boxes of tampons. THIRTY. Just two dollars a box. This is a life time supply.
Can’t wait till my next blood bath.
This is like, the most romantic thing I’ve ever read about.
Why doesn’t Taylor Swift sing songs about things more like this.
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Oh you silly women… This guy is expecting a war! Tampons are great bullet hole fillers…
(Source: accutanebitch)
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great boyfriend.
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kevin would totally do this.
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A+ for this dude!!! Love a man who isn’t afraid of the vagina isle!!
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Also, his face is precious.
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Oh you silly women… This guy is expecting a war! Tampons are great bullet hole fillers…
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Extremely thoughtful of him! But I am going to agree with Heather and Bri here and say Tampons are a waste. If I can...
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